The United States of Guyasia is a tiny, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 12 million Guyasians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Spirituality, with Defense, Education, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Social Policy isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 13.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Guyasian economy, worth 816 billion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 68,050 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the Guyasian language, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Guyasia's national animal is the Ox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Guyasia is ranked 112,075^th in the world and 3,216^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 66 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.