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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5thLongest Average Lifespans: 36thMost Subsidized Industry: 44th
The Shtâto of
Democratic Socialists
¡Mortigu viajn malamikojn kiel porkojn!
sc Yaidin DAINI
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Bagojo

Population8.557 billion

CapitalBagojo Urbo
Leadersc Yaidin DAINI
Faithshtâtismo

CurrencyBagojâno dolâro
Animalâglo

The Shtâto of Bagojo is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by sc Yaidin DAINI with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, parental licensing program, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 8.557 billion Bagojânoi are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bagojo Urbo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Bagôja economy, worth a remarkable 2,339 trillion Bagojâno dolâroes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 273,430 Bagojâno dolâroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother, and the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bagojo's national animal is the âglo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is shtâtismo.

Bagojo is ranked 232nd in the world and 10th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 240.23 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 5thLongest Average Lifespans: 36thMost Subsidized Industry: 44thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 45thHealthiest Citizens: 47thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 78thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 85thBest Weather: 92ndMost Corrupt Governments: 132ndLowest Crime Rates: 232ndMost Influential: 388thMost Advanced Public Transport: 524thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 657thMost Advanced Public Education: 767thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 920thMost Pacifist: 1,000thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,229thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,298thLargest Black Market: 1,465thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,685thMost Patriotic: 1,702ndMost Efficient Economies: 1,963rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,135thLargest Governments: 2,314thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,962ndMost Developed: 5,004thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 5,229thHighest Food Quality: 7,586thHighest Economic Output: 10,069thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,743rdTop
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 16,670thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,842ndSmartest Citizens: 24,066thMost Income Equality: 26,529thMost Stationary: 27,036thMost Devout: 27,276thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 28,314th
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Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 29th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 40th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 42nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 43rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 49th in the regionMost Patriotic: 49th in the regionMost Pacifist: 51st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 65th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 69th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 95th in the regionLargest Governments: 108th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 129th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 142nd in the regionMost Developed: 251st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 316th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 323rd in the regionTop
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Highest Food Quality: 390th in the regionMost Stationary: 521st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 637th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 645th in the regionMost Devout: 664th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, the government has cut taxes in the face of widespread tax evasion.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, local officials love to claim the protection of their Big Brother.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, citizens must inform the government each time they have a haircut.
  • : Bagojo was endorsed by The Free Land of Kenonite.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, the nation has an international reputation for compassion.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, it's been a banner year for local vexillology.
  • : Following new legislation in Bagojo, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them.
  • : Bagojo endorsed The United States of Guyasia.
  • : Bagojo endorsed The Dictatorship of the proletar of Fardel.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 485 » The Rhein States, Perikuresu, Bankowiata, Shibutani, Corfad, Dreadton, Siwale, Unsophisticate, GPT-3, Great Bights Mum, Loutsland, Parpyduckland, Thought Obliteration, Nationeer, Kwaj, Maott, Frances Francis the First of France, North Bratislava, Former English Colony, Xentherida, Old Emporia, Sil Dorsett, Westerhold, Pallaith, Eggplant Island, Wilkshire, Dacian Freelands, Merconitonitopia, Joevala, Gragadoia, Hai Han, Randoes, Very Pog, Tamarvand, South Baba, Necromonia, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, Liberum Hibernia, Inspiratus, Fratanica, Oannia, Regallio, Arucaria, Katuda, Laurendon, Chukstik Illahi, Vexilia, Cobolica, Exkosia, Azzarel, and 435 others.PotatoFarmers, Karazan, Dicko, Soviet Terran, Walter Jackson, The Bikini Bottom Republic, Solmetria, Laxoimia, Andanavia, Fran Advar, Phoronu, Vesuva, Free State Of Wrangler Island, Sattelbach, The Jerichowan Country, Warnen, Gendirt, Singamadri, Seenvorland, Lemonbiscuits, The Windmilluminati, Yukti, Baja Calivada, David Davidson, The Arverni Lands, Aeurithianar, A Salmon Named Harold, Felpolandia, Bornodia, Pleroma Sans Romans, Holy Marcus Empire, Quentiam Viventem, Mystiquelle, Sikol, Mk Steele, Nistriabar, Loptous, Cinnibar, Ivy Rekkia, Rainengrad, Panama Coalition, Intelbrazia, The Sinclarian Provinces, Tehmistan, Confederacy of North America, Nordliches Stadt, Kranostav, Wisconsota, Zecit, Votak Matim, Rex Republic, United States of Medford, AmManies, Pradovnia, The Unicrons, Fengate, Pasargad, Khoik, Batatoland Empire, Coutdown, Varisland, Xagill, Unshleepd, New Terra-Nullius, Alsion, Scres Gidgerland, Filibustra, Cloydicia, Simone Republic, Gurou, Wineclaw, Omicron Persei V111, Malta Comino Gozo, New Trisone, Trillius, Omnistria, Chipoli, Zyvetskistaahn, Sechiole, Antiyard, Animu Place, The Austro Germanic Union, TyGerria, Sri Temasekia, TheLandOfFunFunFun, Atrito, Austro-Bavarian States, Intion North, Radicaster, Wolffoxia, Darkanistan, Segesta, Etanur, Harjad, New-Ferytland, Russila, Transitional Global Authority, Racoda, Aguaria Major, Technocratic-european Countries, Dem Republic of Romania, Vlenkenov, Laforeia, TamilPesum, PlanetMercury, Misdainana, Kandorith, Pyos Ter, New Lakemba, Nouvel Empire, Frokolia, Jeltronian WA Mission, Blyskalia, IHateRights, Ellbonnia, Esperonia, Federation of Vanguard, Pinky Queen, New Selkirk, Gorundu, Territorio di Nessuno, Zerentopia, Empy, Rinadia, Elliniki Dhmokratia, Snipland, Southern Moosetopia, Crystal Creation, Aurasreich, Ethnon, Koda-Land, Marlducro, Furballland, Advancia-Sizzletown, Catalis, Vilaforta, The Confederate States of America, South Parter, Deliber, Unimaginable Doom, Kazorton, Opis, Orjald, Northern-Kempia, Arjuna, New Atlantico, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Bjorkikistan, Ishtimbine, Roman Empire August, Kingdom of Time, Valentine Z, Petronellania, Bedsonya, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, KAP03land, Ayuzhhhhh, Esteneng, Florevana, Ovekisu, Bodhisva, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Castle In Confidence, Neutral Federation of the Mountains, Alogiada, Saint-Dauphin, XST, Tugupaw, Inclement Space, The Scarborough Administration, DarkMondoria, Neptunian Military Administration, CyberEgypt, Jenha, Galbadiana, Lionsroar, Qep, Sindoesia, Republiqueducroissant, Bardopia, Neopie, Aerilia, Zandos, New Cordyceps, Eurocom, Dodos Revenge, Alire, Small Venezia, Jasmine Dragon, Lezaseia, Western Justice, Armonker, Stratharran, Izern, Delitai, United Orange Valley States, Tsuen Kwai Tsing, Coth Pladyia, Love And Hatred, Horrorlandian State, Neo Cheese Empire, Imperio de Castilho, Ardok, Radored Welandion, United free lands, Ijo, Oceanica Empire, Adziolandia, Nevala, Asladvia, Troll Punishers, Arcriea, Choi Hanji, Justosia, Fildea, The Devskian Revolutionary Republic, Ateala, Jomamah, Shoinkwishima, Salzcovia, Sanctum Teriaris, Tesco Aisle 17, Salish-Cascadia, Zera Israel, New Xyroxes, Sellaeta, Verumir, Michigander, Mortionia, Rionion, Clocriestes, Casscata, Caiov, New Derse, Periklia, Greater Portugaliza, Hindustan Sangh, Maxiverse, Zelenaya Dolina, Love Shack, Latin Crimea, Airelle, Sunnaria, Jurador, Andstions, Dryf Nation, Argylia, AJTON, The Union of The People of Britannia, Oskland, Photan, Cadonio, Quioni, Bloxian States, Everything Decided at Random, CzechoSaxony, North Arkana, Attempted Socialism, Polynesian Marxist Commonwealth, New Fredoenia, Chao Phraya River, Amdupe, New New New Alabama, Luminerra, Elomania, Return To Peace, Democratic Republic of Magley, Allied Stumbler, Soughts Souble, Tenana, The Silver Vale, East Wali, RonkLand, The Union of Galaxies, Lucedeia, Q w e r t y, Abskosmos, Brackerca, Crilland, The Highland Union, U S Eh, Kosova, Teriol, Illusia and Neverendia, Great Mataram, Gildenshtuck, Selfgradatude, Hentaigraado, Yokciq Empire, Erwo Stal, Straknov, Pannonika, Orogonia, -Urzikstan, PwRepublic, Demesne, Prismaria, Luissagna, Eurochina, Norwegian FOREST Cat, New Chiken, Ereena, Minilands, Lower Lsana Jes, Nakhodka, Viceroy Vincent, Spartoi, Catis, Arch Dornan, Idotistanistan, Luniandez, North Batica, Queen Ravenna Fontainon, Kitica, Sivka, Verderiesdre, DIMAnism, Kyroth Dreemurr, Yeonguo, Germanic Cat, Chechno-Kalimovski, Coreesa, Down Scoblic, The Zheng Dynasty, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Nebiyar, Ziprotscria, Eludmonden, Tvers, Velon, Kobalera, Xiang Dynasty, Velardland, Leidmark, Myth Of Saints, Kainin, Valiacorkit, Lugarvatn, Western Vapia, Big Fellas, Ropska, Wellate, Auztraloupe, Fragrancia, A Nova Terra, Mount Marvin, Calahy, The New Koreanic Republic, Frieszia, Brandon II, Pribaltic Union, United States of Americanas, Covarria, Sabaleta, Anampintopia, Barxa, Assault Rifle, The Strawhat pirates, Halsoni, New Clavidor, The Resoland, Corporate Fat Cats, Krykalin, United Oria, Texaska, Altivia, Socialist Lop, United Kahndaq, SOSKASKID, Rezonovia, Republic Phoenix, The Republic of Sloviskia, Northern Tatria, The Discipled, The Ancient Roman Federation, Tringapore, Nechavia, Burback, Etherion Circadia, Aoncarpa, Polgaria, Democatic Donkeys, ZleekyGgh, The New Oceanic States, Amizadonia, Eralan, Boylover, Azmenistanian, La Baja California, The Tender Defenders, Vancricia, Varithnia, Francois Isidore, The Tony Paporordia, Ubeland, Hyphen, Yaorozu, Kuchyng, Greater Cesnica, Aneth, Antegolia, Flegetonte, Dillimore, Northern Free States of America, Byrstant, Suvarnavarta, Northern Zorbrasnka, Norvoz, Soltid, Tessurum, Tennessee Empire, Machalas, Pesoye, Davidianian, Eylstadt Izetta, Zyropia, Polleend, Ecrax, New NVegas, United States of Rhodes, Nordwald, Yriae, Luconovos, 0cala, Ignas, Imperium Imperiorum, Dotopolis, TarTarica, Tellaveria, United Bosniaks, The Great States of Mexico, IC-Water, and Kenonite.

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