The Germany is in rulings of the of Germanic Cat is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The devout population of 665 million Cats of Germany are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gerberlania. The average income tax rate is 46.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The German EPIK cat economy, worth 26.9 trillion Catnichtigs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,483 Catnichtigs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Biology and religious education classes have recently been merged, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, there is a dearth of space for new houses, and business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Germanic Cat's national animal is the Cute Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Germanic Cat is ranked 109,112^th in the world and 2,894^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 64.94 law-abiding acts per hour.