The Principality of Kalmatos is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 416 million Kalmatosians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 7.6%.

The very strong Kalmatosian economy, worth 32.1 trillion florins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is 77,176 florins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

The government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, sex-ed is child's play, gigantic new prisons are springing up all over the nation, and Kalmatos has designated Kalmatos City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Kalmatos's national animal is the martin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kalmatos is ranked 97,332^nd in the world and 1,984^th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,072.31 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.