The Kingdom of Geneek is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 121 million Geneekians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 25.3%.

The strong Geneekian economy, worth 7.45 trillion United States Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Gambling. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 61,601 United States Dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 180,750 per year while the poor average 16,549, a ratio of 10.9 to 1.

Twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, polling place volunteers are suddenly opening a huge number of offshore bank accounts, the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, and new arrivals are asked the location of the Minister of the Interior's birthmark. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Geneek's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Geneek is ranked 135,785^th in the world and 2,950^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.2 law-abiding acts per hour.