The Armed Republic of Militariopika is a small, safe nation, remarkable for its burgeoning ambassador squirrel population. The hard-working population of 20 million Militariopikans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 25.2%.

The Militariopikan economy, worth 749 billion raytheons a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Tourism, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 37,483 raytheons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Genetic researchers have been expelled, citizens are barcoded to keep track of their movements, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the well-to-do in The North Pacific are never on time for important appointments. Crime is almost non-existent, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Militariopika's national animal is the ambassador squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Militariopika is ranked 124,474^th in the world and 3,490^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 65 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.