The Democratic Republic of Ereena is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Attolis Eugenides with a fair hand, and notable for its daily referendums, anti-smoking policies, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.737 billion Ereenians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Chulmina. The average income tax rate is 80.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ereenian economy, worth 895 trillion Eers a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,706 Eers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children spend all morning taking out a comma and all afternoon putting it back in again, the hit new medical TV show "Home" prominently features the brand of painkiller the lead doctor is addicted to, teenage male videogamers often suffer repetitive strain wrist injuries, and diplomats are always trying to convince other nations to adopt l33t speak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ereena's national animal is the Ereenian Antelope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Ereena is ranked 17,343^rd in the world and 685^th in The North Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 92.08 law-abiding acts per hour.