The Commonwealth of Sarmatia-Germania is a very large, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 140 million Sarmatian-Germanic peoples live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Sarmatian-Germanic race economy, worth 11.4 trillion Sarmatian-Germanic denarii a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Pizza Delivery, and Information Technology. Average income is 81,463 Sarmatian-Germanic denarii, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 406,707 per year while the poor average 9,186, a ratio of 44.3 to 1.

Frequent broken zippers have resulted in safety pins making a fashion comeback, bad decisions are made very quickly, social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians, and young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Sarmatia-Germania's national animal is the Sarmatian-Germanic elephant, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Sarmatia-Germania is ranked 259,206^th in the world and 5,888^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 61 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.