The Republic of Theolica is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.596 billion Theolicans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kheora. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Theolican economy, worth 128 trillion Theols a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 49,637 Theols, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Kheora, one does not simply walk into the tundra, sheepish teenagers are making eye contact with their parents for the first time in a decade during state-enforced 'no-phones hour', and X-Files ratings have hit an all-time low. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Theolica's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Theolica is ranked 283,203^rd in the world and 307^th in Refugia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -13.52 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.