The Republic of Brazileand is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by João with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, cynical population of 5.038 billion Brazilians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brasília. The average income tax rate is 72.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Brazileandian economy, worth 373 trillion Reais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 74,084 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, large sections of Brazileand have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there, anyone who so much as frowns risks being referred to a mental health unit, and fixing attendance at women's matches is a matter of "when they go low, we go high... funding". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Brazileand's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Brazileand is ranked 182,616^th in the world and 275^th in Refugia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 50.77 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.