The Republic of Crantonia is a large, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and public floggings. The democratic population of 67 million Crantonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Crantonian economy, worth 4.04 trillion Crantonian Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 60,247 Crantonian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People caught mistreating Crantonia's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues, and shady doctors seem to have impeccable records. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Crantonia's national animal is the Crantonian Lion.

Crantonia is ranked 123,432^nd in the world and 2,636^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.49 law-abiding acts per hour.