The Common Real Estate of Hatterland is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Adil Jelal Al-Haik with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.489 billion Jaramians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Terhat Tyci. The average income tax rate is 75.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Jaramian economy, worth 376 trillion qimas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,361 qimas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Advert breaks are played at lower volumes to make them easier to ignore, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners, and access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Hatterland's national animal is the common fire orb, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Hatterland is ranked 75,920^th in the world and 1,848^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 2,881.74 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.