The Great Nation of Golexald is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lex Norixius with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.782 billion Golexians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Golexald City. The average income tax rate is 89.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Golexaldian economy, worth a remarkable 1,198 trillion gees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 111,156 gees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreigners must sell an arm and a leg to afford surgery in Golexald, flight attendants rip down curtains with revolutionary fervor, children's daycare starts at the crack of dawn, and traumatised refugees have a full bedpan shoved into their hands along with their immigration papers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Golexald's national animal is the xaldo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Golexald is ranked 285,632^nd in the world and 7,036^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -13.08 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.