The Democratic People's Republic of North Korea Kim is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Respected Leader Kim jong-un with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.622 billion North Koreans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The North Korea Kimian economy, worth 178 trillion North Korean won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 68,069 North Korean won, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Thieves find battery shops juicier targets than banks, there is no such thing as an innocent fling in the North Korea Kimian military, the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice, and middle-aged metal fans quite enjoy being called "rebellious youths" by even older politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Korea Kim's national animal is the Chollima, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North Korea Kim is ranked 206,453^rd in the world and 3,729^th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -86.37 on the Scary Big Number Scale.