The Danielist Paradise 🖤 of Sein is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Dani 😎 with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.031 billion Seinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of city of happiness 😊. The average income tax rate is 85.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Seinian economy, worth 831 trillion DaniDollars 💲s a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,371 DaniDollars 💲s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, a weakened police force struggles to maintain law and order, and the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sein's national animal is the D-Girl 😍🖤, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is agnosticism.

Sein is ranked 266,156^th in the world and 5,162^nd in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 0.68 average smiles per day.