The All Inclusive Love and Pride of Jehenna is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Princess Llewellyn with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, rampant corporate plagiarism, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 13.072 billion Queens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neighbourhood. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Queer economy, worth a remarkable 8,373 trillion Hugs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Tourism, Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 640,587 Hugs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The new foreign policy is "why bother invading neighbours when they can be bought wholesale?", nervous homeowners have been blamed for rising death rates amongst carol singers and locksmiths, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and visitors often mistake the toiletplex at music festivals for the main stage. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Jehenna's national animal is the Winged Unicorn, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Unitarian Universalism.

Jehenna is ranked 296,065^th in the world and 5,683^rd in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 1.81 law-abiding acts per hour.