The Democratic Republic of Inner Albania is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Robert Hoxha with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 3.713 billion Inner Albanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Tirana. The average income tax rate is 71.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Inner Albanian economy, worth 472 trillion leks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 127,149 leks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room, the election for Robert Hoxha's office's janitor is heating up, and the studies of art and philosophy are banned. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Inner Albania's national animal is the white-tailed eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Inner Albania is ranked 27,142^nd in the world and 619^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.51 law-abiding acts per hour.