The Free Land of Swordbreak is a gargantuan, safe nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 18.648 billion Swordbreakians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daggerheld. The average income tax rate is 80.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Swordbreakian economy, worth a remarkable 1,026 trillion drakes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,025 drakes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Swordbreak has designated Daggerheld as its capital city, artists are pillars of society, travel bureaus double as recruiting centers for national intelligence agencies, and extraordinary tribunals try accused financial criminals. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Swordbreak's national animal is the Dragoon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Swordbreak is ranked 236,442^nd in the world and 5,836^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Primitive, scoring -118.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.