The People's Republic of Xenial is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Mr HTan with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, triple-decker prams, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.144 billion Xenialians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Domizens. The average income tax rate is 43.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Xenialian economy, worth 620 trillion Xenialvoes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 149,619 Xenialvoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Mr HTan can be seen doing doughnuts in a new Rambogini, citizens living in underground cities have developed a healthy green glow, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, and the government believes in trickle-down happiness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenial's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheist.

Xenial is ranked 54,541^st in the world and 1,308^th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,643.96 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.