The Semi-Platonic Society of Telseria is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Interconnected AI Node Network with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.832 billion Telserians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Discendi. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Telserian economy, worth a remarkable 1,194 trillion 10-D Hypercubes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 247,132 10-D Hypercubes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens have to dodge their neighbors' drones while getting the morning paper, producers insist that movie stars wear crash helmets in every scene, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, and Interconnected AI Node Network's speeches are beloved by insomniacs. Crime is totally unknown. Telseria's national animal is the bat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Telseria is ranked 7,063^rd in the world and 119^th in 10000 Islands for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 15,699.08 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.