The Jetro-Yankgarian Empire of Lointland is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Juaaron Jusotodgers with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.019 billion Lointians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Verdanna. The average income tax rate is 66.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Lointian economy, worth 496 trillion Consortieors a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 82,466 Consortieors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Juaaron Jusotodgers has declared a weed sticking through a crack in the sidewalk to be the nation's newest green space, Juaaron Jusotodgers is generally seen as a know-it-all (Lointland has found 1 easter egg), saying "don't do anything that Juaaron Jusotodgers wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and all new "spies" are fifteen-year-old acne-ridden kids on computers. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lointland's national animal is the Yankee Doodle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Lointland is ranked 88,370^th in the world and 805^th in The East Pacific for Largest Populations, with 6.02 billion capita.