The Protectorate of Christinia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jacki Sloan with an even hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 2.897 billion Christinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christiania. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Christinian economy, worth 210 trillion Moneys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,682 Moneys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being dead no longer has any benefits, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and on-duty Air Christinia flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christinia's national animal is the flying hamster, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Christinia is ranked 35,757^th in the world and 772^nd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 79.6 law-abiding acts per hour.