The Place of Adavan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 27.419 billion Adavanians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bearlin. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Adavanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,378 trillion Pennies a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 196,152 Pennies, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A flying elephant and Leader share the same nickname, nature reserves often contain artificial waterfalls and concrete paths, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Bearlin Times is sold out, and physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques. Crime is totally unknown. Adavan's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Adavan is ranked 9,155^th in the world and 215^th in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.68 law-abiding acts per hour.