The Glorious and Serene Harmony of Kriov is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Kraceng Krumos with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.479 billion Kriovians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ekriovia. The average income tax rate is 90.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kriovian economy, worth a remarkable 4,125 trillion krubors a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 127,027 krubors, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Almost half of the child population live rough on the streets, running away is an essential part of the elite forces' hand-to-hand training, the nation leads The East Pacific in per capita stalking, and back-alley holistic doctors carry crystals in long trench coats. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kriov's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kriov is ranked 3,731^st in the world and 93^rd in The East Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 124.28 law-abiding acts per hour.