The Kingdom of Meat Sandwich is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Doom with an iron fist, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 26.794 billion Meat Sandwichians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doomstadt. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Meat Sandwichian economy, worth a remarkable 5,396 trillion Francs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 201,406 Francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens, children must be board certified to append "Jr" to their name, the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere, and drivers regularly pull over for nonexistent police cars. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Meat Sandwich's national animal is the Moose, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Meat Sandwich is ranked 3,495^th in the world and 196^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 125.84 law-abiding acts per hour.