The United Cantons of Northen Luxembourg is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by General Johan R Rutherford with an iron fist, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.325 billion Northern Luxembourgians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaullegrad. The average income tax rate is 94.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Northern Luxembourgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,729 trillion Digital Pyks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 273,500 Digital Pyks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, UFO sightings are listed daily in the morning news, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, and a mountain of discarded sofas and beds is incinerated every day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Northen Luxembourg's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Capitalism.

Northen Luxembourg is ranked 63,587^th in the world and 1,175^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 3,312.59 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.