The Warmongering Scaredy Cats of Pacifist Cowards is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a drunk northerner with a fair hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.976 billion Cowards hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peaceful Glade. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Cowardly economy, worth a remarkable 5,124 trillion shiny things a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 270,063 shiny things, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A drunk northerner has been nicknamed 'Robomop', Pacifist Cowards is notorious for its citizens' infidelity, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, and children are brainwashed at a young age to accept "love and peace!" as a way of life. Crime is totally unknown. Pacifist Cowards's national animal is the peaceful herbivore, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Opiates.

Pacifist Cowards is ranked 293,910^th in the world and 5,272^nd in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -41.15 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.