The Free Land of Kenonite is a very large, genial nation, remarkable for its national health service, suspicion of poets, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 164 million Kenoniteans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 20.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kenonitish economy, worth 9.83 trillion kenis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 59,968 kenis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, carrots are orange, apples are red and food waste is increasing, out-of-work actors say they can't complain, and lovesick people are told 'it's not them, it's you'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kenonite's national animal is the pigeon.

Kenonite is ranked 258,378^th in the world and 5,845^th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 61 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.