The Democratic Republic of Kilpatricka is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its daily referendums, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 404 million Kilpatrickites enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rhodes City. The average income tax rate is 67.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kilpatrickan economy, worth 28.6 trillion Kilpatrickian dollars a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,842 Kilpatrickian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears, the atmosphere in Kilpatrickan boardrooms is turning more gay, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of, and the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kilpatricka's national animal is the Largemouth Bass, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kilpatricka is ranked 33,359^th in the world and 722^nd in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,959.42 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.