The Grand Duchy of Nyitrai is a very large, cultured nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, barren, inhospitable landscape, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 169 million Nyitraians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, although Welfare, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Environment and Defense aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 26.8%.

The strong Nyitraian economy, worth 10.2 trillion Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 60,372 Shekels, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Life-saving resuscitation is denied based on decades-old teenage diaries that declare "I want to die before I get old", prisoners pray grey skies are gonna clear up, Leader is adamant that ponies aren't just for little girls, and beating a dead horse is a scientific endeavor. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nyitrai's national animal is the Dove, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Nyitrai is ranked 70,331^st in the world and 1,534^th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 70.02 law-abiding acts per hour.