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Most Influential: 615thMost Income Equality: 649thBest Weather: 739th
The Hidden Wonderlands of
Left-wing Utopia
Live happily and freely
Influence
Vassal
Region
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Nahelia

Population3.419 billion

CapitalRialio
LeaderPaimi Maokumi
FaithPalanotano

CurrencyPalti
AnimalLizard

The Hidden Wonderlands of Nahelia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Paimi Maokumi with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.419 billion Nahelis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rialio. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Naheli economy, worth 671 trillion Paltis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 196,286 Paltis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Paimi Maokumi's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, mollycoddled youths run the country, and songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nahelia's national animal is the Lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Palanotano.

Nahelia is ranked 289,357th in the world and 377th in Refugia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -25.54 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

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Most Influential: 615thMost Income Equality: 649thBest Weather: 739thLeast Corrupt Governments: 774thMost Pacifist: 790thNicest Citizens: 825thMost Compassionate Citizens: 837thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 906thLargest Welfare Programs: 919thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 938thSafest: 996thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,016thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,126thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,132ndMost Inclusive: 1,186thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,199thHealthiest Citizens: 1,252ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,253rdHighest Food Quality: 1,255thMost Developed: 1,267thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,290thLowest Crime Rates: 1,564thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,884thMost Cultured: 1,946thLargest Governments: 2,571stTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 2,920thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,145thSmartest Citizens: 3,848thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,260thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,419thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,574thMost Efficient Economies: 4,990thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,208thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,434thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,282ndMost Devout: 7,917thHighest Average Incomes: 10,959thTop
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Nudest: 16,221stMost Patriotic: 22,087thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 26,619th
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Most Income Equality: 3rd in the regionTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionMost Extreme: 6th in the regionBest Weather: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionSafest: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 12th in the regionMost Inclusive: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionMost Patriotic: 19th in the regionNudest: 19th in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 39th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Nahelia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
  • : Nahelia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, mollycoddled youths run the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, Paimi Maokumi's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
  • : Following new legislation in Nahelia, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 126 » Typica, Tiralta, Ullrani, St Leone, Estebere, Liphia, Jazur, Serilussark, Antimai, Weirtopia, Tovenia, Araine, Nekhuser-Ra, Tuluni, Mallard, Junitaki-cho, Vikoland, Melenavenia, Nottinghaven, The Star Enpire, Duneraven, Fel Vudos, Vandermeer, Denimz, Honlan, Equity, The Isomarderes, New Ras, Fadnesia, Nangka, Drusayy, Fiverdom, Uwuguaya, Narwhal, Almander, Argyatsova, The Blue Fire, Ethierys, Reformed Anarchist, Lassistan, Socruell, Melior Mundi, Theolica, Floreznia, Szalyland, Antrania, The Merinos, The Ledona, Poquaoi, Ruppelia, and 76 others.Noweyr, Jail Guitar Doors, Jempuz, Letargia, Toothbrush, Sylh Alanor, Daymo, Wodsustein, The Pacific Northwest, Lith Keralia, Pantumaca, Agudo Island, Ban Oldern, Dilectri, Keskea, Portmanteau, Bejeweled Potatoes, Crownedland, Blauwskjold, Refuge Isle, ASEANINDIA, Catiania, Golden gateway, Sinzalia, Free Librarians, Emoti, The Starr of Betelgeuse, Green-space, Frigolia, Izzalia, DutchFormosa, Kush Kush, Lower Mossia, Conyianaland, Monkely, Czinsurz, Skynavian Communes, Vellorim, Dragoder, Waywards Edge, Letheguard, The Fra Epitadozland, Ufrynia, Oakgall, Sovereign and Independent Isolationists, Neo Daria, Adawu, Villagers uninted, ImSaLiA, Holy Bingle, Lekhia, QDR, Friedens Reich, Inaros OPA, Elucubria, Neovilla, Itland, Forgo Regia, Free Democratic Russian Federation, Purple gold, Floofyland, Zalor, Nugget stack, Icelets, West Ladynia, FourCats, Silly Cat Land x3, Everetunga-Hari, Vulles, WrongNation, Talakmakan, Delta Vega IV, FaceEatingSlug, Transbia, Mare Stellarum, and Dragging.

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