Population | 3.419 billion |
Capital | Rialio |
Leader | Paimi Maokumi |
Faith | Palanotano |
Currency | Palti |
Animal | Lizard |
The Hidden Wonderlands of Nahelia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Paimi Maokumi with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 3.419 billion Nahelis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rialio. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Naheli economy, worth 671 trillion Paltis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 196,286 Paltis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Paimi Maokumi's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income, mollycoddled youths run the country, and songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nahelia's national animal is the Lizard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Palanotano.
Nahelia is ranked 289,357th in the world and 377th in Refugia for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -25.54 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Nahelia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Sustainable Forest Management"".
- : Nahelia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Injunct Realm of the Whispering Winds"".
- : Following new legislation in Nahelia, songwriters compete to see who can come up with the most blasphemous lyrics.
- : Following new legislation in Nahelia, mollycoddled youths run the country.
- : Following new legislation in Nahelia, traffic cops spend most of their work-hours calculating citizens' monthly income.
- : Following new legislation in Nahelia, Paimi Maokumi's office has a newly installed Max-Man arcade game programmed by a 5th-grader.
- : Following new legislation in Nahelia, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises.
- : Following new legislation in Nahelia, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters.
- : Following new legislation in Nahelia, it is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws.
- : Following new legislation in Nahelia, one-man canoes fitted with the latest tracking technology leave no room for one man.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 126 » Typica, Tiralta, Ullrani, St Leone, Estebere, Liphia, Jazur, Serilussark, Antimai, Weirtopia, Tovenia, Araine, Nekhuser-Ra, Tuluni, Mallard, Junitaki-cho, Vikoland, Melenavenia, Nottinghaven, The Star Enpire, Duneraven, Fel Vudos, Vandermeer, Denimz, Honlan, Equity, The Isomarderes, New Ras, Fadnesia, Nangka, Drusayy, Fiverdom, Uwuguaya, Narwhal, Almander, Argyatsova, The Blue Fire, Ethierys, Reformed Anarchist, Lassistan, Socruell, Melior Mundi, Theolica, Floreznia, Szalyland, Antrania, The Merinos, The Ledona, Poquaoi, Ruppelia, and 76 others.Noweyr, Jail Guitar Doors, Jempuz, Letargia, Toothbrush, Sylh Alanor, Daymo, Wodsustein, The Pacific Northwest, Lith Keralia, Pantumaca, Agudo Island, Ban Oldern, Dilectri, Keskea, Portmanteau, Bejeweled Potatoes, Crownedland, Blauwskjold, Refuge Isle, ASEANINDIA, Catiania, Golden gateway, Sinzalia, Free Librarians, Emoti, The Starr of Betelgeuse, Green-space, Frigolia, Izzalia, DutchFormosa, Kush Kush, Lower Mossia, Conyianaland, Monkely, Czinsurz, Skynavian Communes, Vellorim, Dragoder, Waywards Edge, Letheguard, The Fra Epitadozland, Ufrynia, Oakgall, Sovereign and Independent Isolationists, Neo Daria, Adawu, Villagers uninted, ImSaLiA, Holy Bingle, Lekhia, QDR, Friedens Reich, Inaros OPA, Elucubria, Neovilla, Itland, Forgo Regia, Free Democratic Russian Federation, Purple gold, Floofyland, Zalor, Nugget stack, Icelets, West Ladynia, FourCats, Silly Cat Land x3, Everetunga-Hari, Vulles, WrongNation, Talakmakan, Delta Vega IV, FaceEatingSlug, Transbia, Mare Stellarum, and Dragging.