The Island Republic of Riletta is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Saint Lana with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 3.801 billion Rilettans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, although Industry, Administration, and Environment are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Batman. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rilettan economy, worth 547 trillion Rilettan Dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,148 Rilettan Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

An online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, the internal market is thriving, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, and the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Riletta's national animal is the Bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Riletta is ranked 8,447^th in the world and 201^st in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,076.06 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.