Population | 210 million |
Currency | Satalina |
Animal | Kinkajou |
The Grand Duchy of Satilynia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 210 million Satilynians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 11.7%.
The very strong Satilynian economy, worth 11.9 trillion Satalinas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 56,725 Satalinas, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.
The Ministry of Truthiness now manages the entire media industry, going on a diet invalidates your passport, the Satilynian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, and fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Satilynia's national animal is the Kinkajou, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.
Satilynia is ranked 216,485th in the world and 4,123rd in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 8.23 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Satilynia was endorsed by The מדינת ישראל of Chernaya Zvezda.
- : Satilynia was endorsed by The Most Serene Eternal Republic of Calistan.
- : Satilynia's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Minnow" to "Sprat".
- : Satilynia was endorsed by The Feudal State of Eastern Bahia.
- : Satilynia was endorsed by The United Federation of Blipp.
- : Satilynia was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
- : Following new legislation in Satilynia, fearful citizens watch their every move as does their government.
- : Following new legislation in Satilynia, the Satilynian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely.
- : Satilynia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "End Statelessness".
- : Satilynia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Realm of the Whispering Winds".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 81 » Tepertopia, Volaworand, Aidenfieeld, Ebonhand, Bohenia, Goldnation, Ever Testing, Land Without Shrimp, Sporaltryus, Wehraboos, Amerion, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Asarana, The Filippinas, Differences-In-Differences, Great Lothian, Curlyhoward, The Free Falklands, Eastern Juble Lux, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Pepperton, Emagination, ANuadh, IndustroMiliComplex, America Gone Wrong, Kiasu-ism, Darakin, Hadrex, Linden Oak, Legosia, The Solar System Scope, Yomer, The real Ireland, Abarri, Mythora, The Achericend, Jehenna, Republic of Rhode Island, Karlsburgh, The Two Jerseys, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Nowa Europa, Jontum, Purisect, Southern Numenor, Belschaft, BEEstreetz, Forearza, Afria Thebel, Nakayo, and 31 others.Nyitrai, Swenfia 2, United Allied Systems Nations, USNE2018, Rebel-topia, The Culinary State of Half-Jordi, Unielvan Millorvium, Anarco Argentina, Los Lonley Boys, East Endia, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Bleakfoot, Genoxelande, Anglimerica, Mardunia, Lilli Lands, Qadiworka, The Xolbarian Opposition, Greater Fennovia, Morian, Sedunn, Great Scapula, Hacrela, North Kanuckistan, 7 Trees, Stelmund, Blipp, Eastern Bahia, Calistan, and Chernaya Zvezda.