The Federal Dominion of Aldesport is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Prime Overseer with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cynical population of 20.351 billion Aldesporters are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gran Rayol. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Aldesportian economy, worth a remarkable 4,068 trillion Sworths a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 199,911 Sworths, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Feeling like a winner comes at a price, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians, only a minority of the population can actually vote at elections, and being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aldesport's national animal is the Raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Aldesport is ranked 2,013^th in the world and 30^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 144.56 law-abiding acts per hour.