The Free Land of Nes Repuland is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Richard with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 5.458 billion Nes Repulandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bruson. The average income tax rate is 98.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Nes Repulandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,457 trillion dollors a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 266,949 dollors, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, the Nes Repulandian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, and aeroplane cockpits no longer have altimeters or airspeed indicators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nes Repuland's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Nes Repuland is ranked 1,358^th in the world and 19^th in the West Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 159.66 law-abiding acts per hour.