The Republic of Bharata Ganrajya is a very large, safe nation, remarkable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 199 million Bharatvanshi are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 27.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Bharatvanshi economy, worth 7.91 trillion Rupeeses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 39,730 Rupeeses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Libraries have replaced overdue book fines with mandatory mental health assessments, government officials stay up all night in flame wars with their constituents, political speeches always take place at sunset to a background of patriotic power ballads, and most believe it doesn't hurt to embrace free trade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bharata Ganrajya's national animal is the Garuda, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Bharata Ganrajya is ranked 28,534^th in the world and 714^th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 19.56 average smiles per day.