The Federal Republic of Kanycta is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Cải Bắp with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, absence of drug laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.001 billion Kanyctans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Napa. The average income tax rate is 90.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kanyctan economy, worth 647 trillion Savoys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 129,492 Savoys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Robosexual marriages are increasingly common, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, and the number of deaths due to poor fungus identification is mushrooming. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanycta's national animal is the Brassica Oleracea, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanycta is ranked 283,921^st in the world and 702^nd in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -401.8 on the Scary Big Number Scale.