The Gay Socialist Republic of Liliumtopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premier Lily Lockhart with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, complete lack of prisons, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 16.838 billion Liliumtopians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lilygrad. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Liliumtopian economy, worth a remarkable 3,558 trillion Liliums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 211,330 Liliums, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, landless farmers wander forlornly in the government's many national parks, the seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, and modelling agencies send their clients to work in nursing homes. Crime is totally unknown. Liliumtopia's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Liliumtopia is ranked 291,663^rd in the world and 1,379^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -39.22 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.