The Marxist Republic of Melanesia and Micronesia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Zawari Suliban with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, pith helmet sales, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.574 billion Melanesia and Micronesians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bahari. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Melanesia and Micronesian economy, worth 677 trillion Acquas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 148,066 Acquas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The media seems excessively interested in what Zawari Suliban is wearing this season, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, police escort anti-abortion activists to free speech cages if they try to express their views, and they say that Melanesia and Micronesians made a dessert and called it peace. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Melanesia and Micronesia's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Melanesia and Micronesia is ranked 162,919^th in the world and 364^th in The Communist Bloc for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 234.89 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.