The Sacred Reich of Nuremburgia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Someone with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, sprawling nuclear power plants, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 9.195 billion Nuremburgians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dumpsville. The average income tax rate is 93.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuremburgian economy, worth a remarkable 1,187 trillion Turds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,150 Turds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The countryside is shrouded by wind farms, the government has to take out its Visa to eliminate visas, the government-sponsored autobiography 'A Someone For All Seasons' has only been bought by the most loyal of Someone's supporters, and an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Nuremburgia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Nuremburgia is ranked 5,136^th in the world and 77^th in 10000 Islands for Lowest Crime Rates, with 116.06 law-abiding acts per hour.