The Federation of Righteous Freedoms For the People is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by John with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, triple-decker prams, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 4.723 billion Righteous Peopleans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fredonia. The average income tax rate is 70.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Righteous For the Peoplean economy, worth 485 trillion Freedom Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Cheese Exports, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 102,839 Freedom Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

News headlines suggest that John has a sideline in guinea pig pimping, solving crossword puzzles requires fluency in at least five languages, children aren't allowed to chew their pencils until they get home from school, and boats straying just metres away from the shore will raise the ire of the Coast Guard. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Righteous Freedoms For the People's national animal is the Dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Leaderism.

Righteous Freedoms For the People is ranked 181,819^th in the world and 304^th in 10000 Islands for Most Primitive, scoring -71.69 on the Scary Big Number Scale.