The Democratic Republic of United Bosniaks is a small, orderly nation, remarkable for its state-planned economy, digital currency, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 36 million United Bosniaksians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 64.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The United Bosniaksian economy, worth 2.10 trillion Bosniak yen a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 58,358 Bosniak yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A child's only Trickster Night scare is the sight of their parents dancing, trying to toast marshmallows in an electric fireplace just isn't the same, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and the institution of marriage is held sacred and strictly enforced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. United Bosniaks's national animal is the Mixed Unicorn and Grey Wolf.

United Bosniaks is ranked 264,084^th in the world and 5,655^th in The North Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -8.54 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.