The Holy and Chill Kingdom of Restovix is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Alexander Fisher with an even hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, devout population of 4.413 billion Restovixians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Burke. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Restovixian economy, worth 702 trillion Restovix Drachmes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,113 Restovix Drachmes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

It turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, the government officially wants you to slow down and speak more clearly, CSI Forest is this year's hit new crime show, and every workday begins with group therapy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Restovix's national animal is the Fars Fox, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Orthodox Christianity.

Restovix is ranked 273,356^th in the world and 4,791^st in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -10.49 on the Clooney Contribution Index.