The Socialist Republic of The Almighty Country is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, soft-spoken computers, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, humorless population of 20.253 billion Comrades are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rulingrad. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Comrade economy, worth a remarkable 7,470 trillion Tiempoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 368,835 Tiempoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People applying for famine relief must prove their gastrointestinal tracts are empty, a death threat has replaced 'hello' as an official greeting in the nation, the government's new priority is citizens' access to cat videos, and TAC-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Almighty Country's national animal is the Animal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is XD.

The Almighty Country is ranked 38,908^th in the world and 754^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 765.25 on the Clooney Contribution Index.