The Federal Republic of Satroju is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.709 billion Satrojuans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jurojo. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Satrojuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,991 trillion Jaroes a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 258,281 Jaroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military recognizes no difference between male and female soldiers, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Satroju's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Satroju is ranked 1,788^th in the world and 36^th in The East Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 4,280.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.