The Federal Republic of Drunken Seal Islands is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by jizzmaster zero with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, anti-smoking policies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 18.996 billion Sealsmen are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bogania. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Drunken Seal Islandsian economy, worth a remarkable 2,969 trillion Krangs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 156,301 Krangs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Third world countries are rich in "I Love Bogania" t-shirts, screenwriters and actors seem to be in short supply these days, employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, and the practice of capital punishment proves divisive. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Drunken Seal Islands's national animal is the Drop Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Boganism.

Drunken Seal Islands is ranked 290,039^th in the world and 5,193^rd in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -17.64 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.