The Noocracy of Roliganistan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gorm den Gamle with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.858 billion Roliganer enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, although Industry, Healthcare, and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hafnia. The average income tax rate is 1.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Rolig economy, worth a remarkable 7,348 trillion Kroner a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 463,380 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food, Gorm den Gamle has more friends than ever before, Gorm den Gamle's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week, and the tightness of border controls in Roliganistan leave a little to be desired. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Roliganistan's national animal is the Jolly Giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Roliganistan is ranked 27,092^nd in the world and 497^th in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,839.16 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.