The Kingdom of Kaigi is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Lord Blake with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, ubiquitous missile silos, and national health service. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 43.278 billion Kaigians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowerstone. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaigian economy, worth an astonishing 18,765 trillion Flabbergasts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 433,604 Flabbergasts, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs, 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, and 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaigi's national animal is the Sharktopus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Kaigi is ranked 294,244^th in the world and 5,281^st in The East Pacific for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -55.44 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.