Population | 121 million |
Currency | Banovac |
Animal | Marten |
The Constitutional Monarchy of Asscrackistanistan is a very large, safe nation, notable for its suspicion of poets and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 121 million Asscrackistanistanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 21.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Asscrackistanistanian economy, worth 6.54 trillion Banovacs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 54,085 Banovacs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.
Government bureaucrats review designs for birdhouses to ensure they do not block the views of neighbors, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, authorities are looking for a stool pigeon to rat out who is stealing food from pigeon toilets, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asscrackistanistan's national animal is the Marten.
Asscrackistanistan is ranked 190,226th in the world and 3,567th in the South Pacific for Nicest Citizens, with 11.33 average smiles per day.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Asscrackistanistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Highest Food Quality and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Asscrackistanistan was endorsed by The United States of Poguelands.
- : Asscrackistanistan was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Gwandalis.
- : Asscrackistanistan was endorsed by The מדינת ישראל of Chernaya Zvezda.
- : Asscrackistanistan was endorsed by The Feudal State of Eastern Bahia.
- : Asscrackistanistan was endorsed by The United Federation of Blipp.
- : Asscrackistanistan was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of East Endia.
- : Asscrackistanistan was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
- : Asscrackistanistan lost the endorsement of The Queendom of Haya-Nagatoro.
- : Asscrackistanistan was endorsed by The Queendom of Haya-Nagatoro.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 51 » Volaworand, Anarco Argentina, Amerion, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Emagination, Tanyaland, Canamerico and Greenland, Ebonhand, Differences-In-Differences, Curlyhoward, Eastern Juble Lux, Tepertopia, Aidenfieeld, Bohenia, Geneek, Genoxelande, Bawkie, America Gone Wrong, Wehraboos, Belschaft, Eleuthelrium, Ever Testing, Arscanesia, Sporaltryus, Goldnation, Land Without Shrimp, Asarana, Albend, Pepperton, The Weirdo, ANuadh, Grace Wellesley Thayer, The Xolbarian Opposition, The Free Falklands, Lilli Lands, Qadiworka, Nakayo, Greater Fennovia, Great Lothian, Nowa Europa, BEEstreetz, Great Scapula, Hacrela, 7 Trees, Stelmund, East Endia, Blipp, Eastern Bahia, Chernaya Zvezda, Gwandalis, and 1 other.Poguelands.