The Grand Weirdom of The Weirdo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Weirdo with an iron fist, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.227 billion Weirdos are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of A Weird City. The average income tax rate is 94.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Weird economy, worth 602 trillion Weird papers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 186,685 Weird papers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

In life full of care there is no time to stop and stare, sex offenders find themselves cut off from the ability to repeat their crimes, self-driving cars obey the road rules even during emergencies, and the Weird Intelligence Agency relies on internet search engines to know what is happening overseas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. The Weirdo's national animal is the Weirm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Weirdism.

The Weirdo is ranked 25,348^th in the world and 571^st in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 85.78 law-abiding acts per hour.